As aditi put it beautifully the other night: "It has chicken and coke and tv...what else do you need??"
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
There should be a law that auto-drivers cannot refuse a sawaari. For two nights in a row, around 15-20 auto-wallahs have turned me down the moment i utter 'Indira Nagar'! This happened at 6, 7.30, 8.45 and 9 pm.
In fact, they don't even bother to stop and bargain. No! For that would ask for too much effort- a waste of their precious time, that could be better spent ogling at ammas near the tea-shop.
Auto-drivers in Bangalore are above all that. There is a technique to appease this elusive deity. U must shout out the name of your destination across the street for him to even acknowledge your presence. If he likes the syllabic sound, he may deign to come nearer...but keeping sufficient distance enabling him to bolt in a second. Ur hopes high, visions of hot kaapi awaiting u at that cosy place u call home, u say "ABC chaloge?"
And you get... The Look. That gaze of utter contempt. He might even sniff, derision wrought all over his greasy face. I have even gotten a few laughs!
WHAT THE HELL IS SO FUNNY? and wat do these jerks have up their asses, that prevents them from entertaining legitimate requests? No city in this country has 14 bucks as minimum auto fare...and no place has auto-drivers as rude and arrogant as here.
In fact, they don't even bother to stop and bargain. No! For that would ask for too much effort- a waste of their precious time, that could be better spent ogling at ammas near the tea-shop.
Auto-drivers in Bangalore are above all that. There is a technique to appease this elusive deity. U must shout out the name of your destination across the street for him to even acknowledge your presence. If he likes the syllabic sound, he may deign to come nearer...but keeping sufficient distance enabling him to bolt in a second. Ur hopes high, visions of hot kaapi awaiting u at that cosy place u call home, u say "ABC chaloge?"
And you get... The Look. That gaze of utter contempt. He might even sniff, derision wrought all over his greasy face. I have even gotten a few laughs!
WHAT THE HELL IS SO FUNNY? and wat do these jerks have up their asses, that prevents them from entertaining legitimate requests? No city in this country has 14 bucks as minimum auto fare...and no place has auto-drivers as rude and arrogant as here.
Thursday, June 4, 2009
I was reading the Giant's blog and she'd written a lovely post on Home. Yes that idyllic place of memories and parathas, homework and adrak ki chai, ma and her nagging... it's such a part of me that the capital H comes on its own accord.
But these hols Home, is not tiny Doon, but languid Cal.
I wanna gorge on tiger prawns at my masi's place...
go to my favourite restaurant Mocambo and have their famous prawn cocktail, then zip to Oxford to spend two glorious hrs browsing random books... aah!
and then! sigh...eat puchkas on a rainy cal evening, half-drenched, giggling...
sit on the terrace when it gets too hot...aadabaazi-ing, all the while trying to catch that tiniest murmur of a breeze...damn that Calcutta weather!
Cal, for me has always conjured the images of Ol' Cal....possibly because my earliest memories of the city are of Victoria Memorial (I used to run round and round the building in a polka-dot frocka & white ribbons in my hair. That my mother did not die of exhaustion trying to catch an abnormally energetic 4 yr old is a testament to that woman's strength); Howrah; Blue Fox, a colonial restaurant which is has succumbed to the recession Calcutta has been facing long before America; and my sojourns in North Calcutta with my chhoti masi where I'd eat all the sandesh & then promptly throw up..
While growing up, in my teens, Cal now took the form of The Forum on Camac Street, Pantaloons at Goriahaat, endless rides on the ancient metro. And frequent bouts of indigestion i suffered at the hands of my dida's spicy bong preparations.
The visits grew more f
.
.
.
These holidays, hopefully, I shall be going to the city after 4 years. I've no idea what to expect. Has it changed? Will i like my cousins now that they re growing up? What about the tidal wave of relatives who would want to know all 'bout my blood group, height, weight,roommates,college,teachers,career,cgpa,boyfriend,marriage plans and everything under the blazing Bengal sun!
I don't care..
All I know is I'm going to Calcutta!!!!!
But these hols Home, is not tiny Doon, but languid Cal.
I wanna gorge on tiger prawns at my masi's place...
go to my favourite restaurant Mocambo and have their famous prawn cocktail, then zip to Oxford to spend two glorious hrs browsing random books... aah!
and then! sigh...eat puchkas on a rainy cal evening, half-drenched, giggling...
sit on the terrace when it gets too hot...aadabaazi-ing, all the while trying to catch that tiniest murmur of a breeze...damn that Calcutta weather!
Cal, for me has always conjured the images of Ol' Cal....possibly because my earliest memories of the city are of Victoria Memorial (I used to run round and round the building in a polka-dot frocka & white ribbons in my hair. That my mother did not die of exhaustion trying to catch an abnormally energetic 4 yr old is a testament to that woman's strength); Howrah; Blue Fox, a colonial restaurant which is has succumbed to the recession Calcutta has been facing long before America; and my sojourns in North Calcutta with my chhoti masi where I'd eat all the sandesh & then promptly throw up..
While growing up, in my teens, Cal now took the form of The Forum on Camac Street, Pantaloons at Goriahaat, endless rides on the ancient metro. And frequent bouts of indigestion i suffered at the hands of my dida's spicy bong preparations.
The visits grew more f
.
.
.
These holidays, hopefully, I shall be going to the city after 4 years. I've no idea what to expect. Has it changed? Will i like my cousins now that they re growing up? What about the tidal wave of relatives who would want to know all 'bout my blood group, height, weight,roommates,college,teachers,career,cgpa,boyfriend,marriage plans and everything under the blazing Bengal sun!
I don't care..
All I know is I'm going to Calcutta!!!!!
Sunday, April 26, 2009
I respect the works of Dibakar Banerjee and Anurag Kashyap. Because their movies respect my intelligence as a viewer. Oye Lucky... for instance was brilliant. I am one of the few who liked No Smoking and wouldn't mind saying it when among friends.
No, this is not a reflection on how discerning a critic I am, or how I am the only one to 'recognize the diamond for what it is' yada yada!...
We have enough people who can sit and "analyze" a movie for ages, insistent on finding korean philosophy in a ghati bhojpuri flick, unsatisfied if a documentary lacks subtitles and pleasure themselves over Bolivian noir cinema (Gupta, I am looking at you!)
This post is to acknowledge the intensely relieving fact, that there are writers out there, film-makers who make the movies that I like to spend an afternoon watching. And my afternoons are very precious to me. Where are the discussions on Firaaq, Gulal and Barah Aana? I didn't find Khosla funny, bittersweet more likely...and I felt vindicated when I read an interview of DB saying that he never intended to make that movie a comedy... Anurag Kashyap wrote Satya, boss! These people take a concept, break it down, deconstruct it to its very elements. The screenplay takes you by your balls and twists it around... grabs all your expectations and jumps on them. They discard the bloody predictability and make the final product, a part of their very essence...unafraid, unmoved.
Would love to chat with DB and AK one day...
No, this is not a reflection on how discerning a critic I am, or how I am the only one to 'recognize the diamond for what it is' yada yada!...
We have enough people who can sit and "analyze" a movie for ages, insistent on finding korean philosophy in a ghati bhojpuri flick, unsatisfied if a documentary lacks subtitles and pleasure themselves over Bolivian noir cinema (Gupta, I am looking at you!)
This post is to acknowledge the intensely relieving fact, that there are writers out there, film-makers who make the movies that I like to spend an afternoon watching. And my afternoons are very precious to me. Where are the discussions on Firaaq, Gulal and Barah Aana? I didn't find Khosla funny, bittersweet more likely...and I felt vindicated when I read an interview of DB saying that he never intended to make that movie a comedy... Anurag Kashyap wrote Satya, boss! These people take a concept, break it down, deconstruct it to its very elements. The screenplay takes you by your balls and twists it around... grabs all your expectations and jumps on them. They discard the bloody predictability and make the final product, a part of their very essence...unafraid, unmoved.
Would love to chat with DB and AK one day...
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
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