Smile!

I don't get it.
I just don't. Remember how in Scream the killer would be wearing this mask with an idiotic grin on it? while chopping off buxom teens...grinning?
Now drawing this imagery to this whole business of ending an absolutely insulting barb on Gtalk/comment with a smiley. This usually after person X might have dissed person Y, with Y deciding to respond.
Are u smiling because you were finally able to string together a proper sentence successfully? Or is there something supremely funny I missed in those offending lines? I mean WHAT are u smiling at??
Or wait...wait you want to show that though you are really, really pissed but that emoticon is reflective of that brave little smile pasted on your face!
God...that's GENIUS!!
Seriously, lots of people do it. Add a smiley to the most random horrible things they are saying to one another. I have seen Gtalk conversations where law skulites are spiting mad with each other...smiling all the time

Creepy.

Utterly Random - The Index

Due to popular demand by like-minded slimers, I submit an innocuous Key to the tam sentences used in the post below. All are from Rajni films :D

En vazhi – thani vazhi - My way is a unique way
Andavan solran. The Giant seiran - God tells,the Giant does
Naan solrathaiyum seiven, sollathathiyum seiven.- “ will do what I say, I will also do what I don’t say!





P.S. The translation is as near to the actual essence of the dialogues as possible. Even if it isn't, just read and enjoy the post macha! kai ko bheja kharab karne ka

Utterly Random - Part II The IAS speaks...

See when u r IAS, there is no need to talk to people directly...a well-trained giant can DO that for u!
Ha!En vazhi – thani vazhi!!
Not responding to conversation directed at u, is yet another difficult art to master, la. Scowl baby...yes yes WORK THE SCOWL! I only need to grimace and judging by the exact dimensions of my scowl, my giant knows if I feel like talking... ANDAVAN SOLRAN, THE GIANT SEIRAN!!!
I personally like the well-oiled mustachioed pahelwaans from UP-Bihar...ummm MUSCLES AND ALL!! Oops, hehe...But Rajni's personal style statement is not too bad...what u don't know Rajni?? The 2nd most important man in Tamilnadu after me - Rajnikanth. Yea him. When in Muthu, I heard those words come out of his mouth, "When I will arrive, or how I will arrive, nobody will know, but I will arrive when I ought to", I FELL IN LOVE,DA! That overweening pride, such gruffness! Me and Rajni: Same to same!!


Naan solrathaiyum seiven, sollathathiyum seiven.
Enough said.

But for those in the know...utterly random

What do u get if u throw a prickly bush, an ego the size of luxembourg, with the pride of madonna to an over-eager fan? IAS!!!!
To this we must add a giant.A giant with a healthy tendency of believing the worst in strawberries. Scraping and bending over for the bureaucracy, the giant defiantly shrills "I to ignore all these tantrums...waat sahib, I'll just get ur paper, anything more? haan so I was saying,I sooo don't put up with all this! ..huh? what wrong paper..yikes!...listen can u wait a sec, sahib doesnt like if my attention wanders...(pause) yea! so where was I?! Yea! u must learn to ignore..."
... what was that, twisting their stalks?? Ah, luxembourg growing, annexation...the strawberries wilt in dismay.
Grimly, the giant turns, "You know, I'd appreciate if you don't disturb sahib? I mean I know bureaucrats have their faults."
(Nervous whisper) "Did I just say faults?!"
"No no, of course not, what I meant was that it can be quite irritating..shit shit, u DID NOT hear me say that! promise me, PROMISE ME!!!"
(Deep breath)
"I might have lost control there a bit...hehe!" (smoothening hair)
(Wild look)




(Licking lips)...




(Look getting wilder)



"Ok, this conversation never happened."
... annexation complete.

A tiny peek into Rudra's mind